I’m pretty sure my cause of death is going to be excessive fangirling.
Please reblog this if you know someone who has been eaten by Reavers and is now the hood ornament of a Reaver ship. About 85% of people will not reblog this because they have no idea what a Reaver is; about 10% will start speaking Chinese, or say something profound like, “I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you”, and about 5% will start singing “The Hero of Canton”.
redcloud: A few will just whisper, “Miranda”. Best to leave those ones alone, and quickly.
Mwahahaha. “Jayne. The man they call Jayne!”